Yes, this is real. What’s next, personality tests by feeling bumps on the head?
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Security Guard on Community EDIT: I replaced rent-a-cop, because I hate that term and I have no idea why I used it. |
We are on the same wavelength. I was getting ready to post this video and saw this post. :)
I <3 this commercial.

This is my favorite review of the future classic “Steven Seagal Lawman”
Action star Steven Seagal, solid and broad as a jug of molasses, lets us ride along with him in a squad car as he works his other career: Deputy sheriff in Louisiana’s Jefferson Parish. His encounters are mundane but all potentially dangerous: There are a lot of guns on those streets. Seagal, solemnly unaware that he’s this close to being a character on Reno 911!, seldom fails to remind colleagues of his martial arts training. (I like the slo-mo close-ups that suggest his zen intuition as he watches for suspicious-looking people.) Then again wouldn’t you rather Seagal be the guy with the badge than Jean-Claude Van Damme? (3 out of 4 stars)
People Magazine
I don’t know if they’ve started printing “Lawman” hats and shirts yet, but as soon as they do, I will own several of each.
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Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (via apsies) (via kittykittybangbang) |
Let’s try this again. Last time I posted this link it was in beta and no one could actually see it. :)
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Back To The Future Reference of the Day: There is nothing I don’t like about what’s happening here.
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Back To The Future Reference of the Day: There is nothing I don’t like about what’s happening here.
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Have Yourself A Horribly Traumatic Little Christmas
A 50 foot Santa Claus was accidentally set ablaze in Santa Catarina, Brazil over the weekend, giving millions of children nightmares for years to come.
Am I the only person that sees that Jib Jab ElfYourself link on Facebook and EVERY TIME think it is saying Effyourself?
And then I’m like, eff yourself! And then I remember that I’m being way too negative about an innocent link.



