Parent’s Day. My mom won’t let me take a picture of her, so I’ll take this to commemorate the day.
Very clever blog. And yes, I feel slightly bad for making fun of a war hero. Oh well. Here you go - some things younger than McCain:
“Bournemouth, UK, is often mocked by many of the British for the average age of its citizens.
But the citizens, it seems, are having the last laugh as it has been reported this week that the town is to be the first in the UK to make use of the sewer system in a whole new way.”
“…Well the father and son were talking about how they thought it was important that someone be with you when you die — as you die, so you don’t have to go into that oblivion alone. And the son asked the dad if he wanted him to be there when he was dying. And the dad said he wasn’t sure because he wasn’t at that point yet, but he thinks so. He said, he just wants someone he loves to be there, “to be soft with me.”
And he repeated it. “Be soft with me.”
It made me cry. Don’t you know exactly how that is? It’s such a great sentence. It’s full and heavy even though it’s so small. I want to make it a poem.
That is a beautiful sentence.
You outed your wife in public?!? For shame!
My little wife turns 30 today. Making her 3 years older than her husband. GROSS!
Coworker #1: You know I had trouble finding a Die Zauberflöte ringtone on my phone.
Coworker #2: You know I had the same problem too.
[Overheard in Livonia, MI]
Livonia?? I would expect this pretentious conversation to be overheard in Ann Arbor, not Livonia. Maybe my perception of Livonia is way off.
- Nick - “The Wedding Date”
The only thing good about this really awful movie is that quote.
Sex and the City: Miami
A mash-up (I am so sick of this term) of Sex and the City and Golden Girls; audio from the famous “He licked my butt” episode of SATC. Pretty funny, although the laugh track is kind of annoying. Probably done that way on purpose, but still freaking annoying.
Sorry, I don’t think I’m really selling this clip, am I?
I like Ratatat, but this song bored me. To tears. And now I want to take a nap.
vinh:
Ratatat- Shiller
(via interweber / nostrich)
Frank Sinatra (via enquotations) (via mascarah)
Of course this is something Frank would say.
One more time, with feeling!:
