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That’s really cool. I wondered what the numbers...

“He told the officers that it was urban camouflage”
— Local News: Man found in WI...

Wall-E Catcall

ksklut: While I was walking to work today I swear a construction worker whispered “Eveeaa” in my...

I’m bored. I have no power at home, and this coffee shop is getting lame. I think today would...

Craigslist - “male looking to please woman” Wow,...

Bill Moyers Journal: It Was Oil, All Along

Tell Me Something I Didn't Know

I just tried to go to the Gawker website, and it said - “This content is not authorized for...

mills: vietkate: In Louisiana, there are places where...

Employee of the Year

Customer: “I’m looking for a book.” Me: “Were you after a particular book?” Customer: “Yeah.” Me:...

Unbelievable

My power has been out since approximately 7:30 last night. When I checked the the DTE website 2...

“I could prove God statistically; take the human body alone;...”
— George Gallup

Find Out If It´s Worth The Trip For Cheaper...

Ugh

I’m sitting in a coffee shop “working” on my laptop because my power is out. Next...

The Taste of Chicago is Apparently the...

8 PG Movies That Shouldn't Have Been Rated...

jeralyndwile: byerinb: robot-heart: sarahchristine: via...

amyyy: ak47 this makes me so sad in a wonderfully hilarious...

claudia: riotrepublic: Zooey Deschanel, because her beauty...

vinh: In case you missed it, here is the Luxo Jr. easter...

FOX News Gets Ugly

The German Toilet

It’s a beautiful picture, but so weird to see kites...

eHow

“How to do Just About Everything” They certainly weren’t lying .

The German Toilet

Titletown Finalists Have Been Named

Roger Ebert on "Redemption"

I give Hancock a B-

In Entertainment magazine this week:

jeralyndwile: They listed the top 1,000 movies, tv shows, albums, books, and  more of the last 25...

samuelaberman: I could use a good cuddle. Me too!

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

Annie Hall - Annie Hall Amelie - Amelie Mary - There’s Something About Mary I know, an odd...

“I hope a white person does something racist because I have...”
— Fake Al Sharpton (via david)

I Just Can’t Make a Choice for Some Reason. [via...

mayagantt:seriouslythough:seagull:claudia:via asie)

Complaint #241

whitewhine: “I know I have all that basil in the garden, but have you seen how expensive pine nuts...

Getting caught dancing in my cube should be more embarrassing than it is. It could be that...

Pixar In-jokes and Self-references

'Arrested Development' movie is on, says...

Evil Super Mario World

“I promise not to lie to you or not tell you something or not...”
— C to me. I think this might go...

“The inherent problem with watching Wall-E is that almost...”
— Twelve Reasons a Movie Should...

“I’ll know that I’m meant to be with a guy if I can depend on...”
— DeAnna (from the...

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“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo...”
— “…a grammatically...

Style Fun.

summerjets: I have created a time sensitive Style sheet script for my blog. There are now two...

Radical ‘new’ tire design by Michelin These tires are...

Etymologic - The Toughest Word Game on the...

(via bullshit) I love the one duty for FWB -...

300+ Vintage Style Textures and Photoshop...

Elastic Enthusiastic

“If you’re the kind of woman who thinks your partner’s...”
— What’s So Wrong About Porn?...

Mojito Pops

livejamie: New Desktop with wallpaper from here. If you...

Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a...

some under the radar Movie Love

rebloggingrebloggingjulia: There is a lot of well deserved buzz for Wall-E, & to a lesser extent...

cambamalot: Haikus are easy But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator

kaitziskin: want Oooh, love this.

jeralyndwile: Ah yes, its nice to know that they’re just as...

Flat screen TV This cracks me up. Great use of space.

13 Signs You’re A Bad Graphic Designer

Rambling

I’m so tired, but I can’t sleep. It’s 2:30 am, and I’ve been laying in bed...

Ron Hunter, arguably the real Ron Burgandy,...

e.e cummings, i carry your heart with...

jessicap: i carry your heart with me (i carry it inmy heart) i am never without it (anywherei go...

Steve Carell Signs For Three More Years of...

It’s raining and thundering outside. I can’t wait to get into my comfortable bed,...

(via complicatedshoes)

The Loss Speaks: Is it a t-shirt yet? Me:...

I hate months with 5 Sundays.

I will regret this later...

I’m off to play tennis for a while in this muggy, humid weather, and then to the theater to...

Wikipedia Entry: Michigan Left

Now that is a Big Bang (theory). bunkercomplex: I’ve been in...

Missed Connection: Let's chat over a bubble...

Beware of this guy. Especially if you are...

best of craigslist : Nemesis required....

“Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes, Soft as her...”
— Lord Byron - Beppo I’m a...

My Review of Wall-E on Gizmodo

Watching LA Story at Top of the Park.

danw: onemoretimewithfeeling: complicatedshoes: Shouldn’t...

thegreenfieldsofthemind: letsgomets: Baseball as Allegory /...

Ex-boyfriend Jewelry Dot Com

Gas could fall to $2 if Congress acts,...

“It is now a truth acknowledged even by science: men like...”
— From here (via gauntlet)

Classic Stories in Three Lines or Less

Fucking Women

perpetualstateofflux: hitsong: Someone call the Waaaaaahmbulance! This man has a life-threatening...

(via kapi) Never mind the horrific frames, what the eff is...

“After I spent weeks of searching the internet to find out...”
— - zizefia One sentence story -...

“My roommates and I have been hiding a condom randomly around...”
— Joel, University of...

lfarm: I’ve never met Matt Logelin but he is good people....

jessicap: I am officially excited.  Oh my gosh, I...

I Weep for the Future

snopes.com: Ball Girl Makes Amazing Catch

“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt....”
— Buddha (via bluenemesis) (via...

What do you do if you are stuck in a field at...

56 Reasons to Have Sex

Jerry Seinfeld on George Carlin’s Life and...

Marketers Marketing Where There is No...

The company I work for is thisclose to going bankrupt, or getting bought out by another company....

What. The. Eff. Is going on at Big Boy? There are cars everywhere!

Marketing with Twitter

In a meeting today, I brought up the idea for our stores to promote music and book signing...

whateverlolawants: Anthropologists report that 90% of...

"Men go to sleep because women don’t...

whateverlolawants: says Dave Zinczenko, the author of “Men, Love and Sex: The Complete User Guide...

I can’t believe Zingerman’s Bakehouse has one of...

It’s 3:30, and I am just now going to lunch. The...

claudia: superamit: I’m interested in how people are using...

Ann Arbor’s Top of the Park is a lot of fun. There is...

For the most part, being a woman is...

perpetualstateofflux: Moments like getting goosebumps after you shave your legs.  In these moments,...

“Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new...”
— Blind Item - New York Daily...

Cocky Baracky.

katiebakes: Mickey Kaus writes (emphasis mine): “Is Obama’s new faux-presidential,...

Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy. Dr....

George Carlin (via echolot) (via nevver) R.I.P.

Like totally?

noraleah: Voice-recognition researchers taught machines that when pitch rises at the end of a...

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As it turns out, it's pretty tough to find...

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My new favorite treat.

Urban Dictionary: Megan

amyyy: If you have Firefox 3, type this in your address bar, about:robots

“Finally, I have the life I have always wanted; and now, when...”
— Marrying Mr Wrong (via...

Awesome license plate. I’m not sure if they are a...

claudia: (via jennyjennjen) Not even close.

Oh…kay…can’t figure out exactly what is...

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My Wordle tag cloud for The Proclaimers - (I’m Gonna...

10 Ways Musicians Piss Off Their Fans

The Art of Dirty Talk

“So if at any point during intercourse, your partner starts...”
— oh LOL from cracked.com’s list...

Me: Look, there's a poet named "Luke Warm Water."
Geo: Is he Native American?