December 2007
WatchEveryday Normal Guy “My parents are really nice people motha f**kah!”
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I'm not always the sharpest spoon in the drawer.
Megan: i just want to be thought of as the female bobby hunt
G: who? :)
Megan: sorry, family guy :)
in the episode tonight (the one where peter gets the prostate exam) stewie is soo in love with lois...
and she says something funny
and stewie says "you know what, you're funny lois, and that's so rare in a woman."
"you're like the female bobby hunt"
G: ha! BONNY hunt. :)
Megan: oh damn
i wondered why he referenced a sports guy
G: hehehe
Megan: i'm cracking up :)
G: i've never seen that one... but that's a great fucking line
Megan: yeah...if you say it right
G: :)
Megan: i do love bonnie hunt though :)
I saw Juno!
I just got back from seeing Juno. Incredible movie. I totally related to Juno, minus the pregnancy obviously (or “obvs” as the kids are saying it these days). I used to dress exactly like her, down to the same damn shoes. But I guess lots of kids wore Chuck Taylor’s in h.s. I also was renowned for using “big words” all the time, and my friends loved to tease me about...
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Girly?
So I cried tonight…that’s girly, right? Is it still girly if I cried because my team just completed an undefeated regular season?
Woman doesn't want dog in bathroom during couple's... →
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From Juno
Juno MacGuff: I think I’m, like, in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No, I mean, like, for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know… Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually. What a sweet scene. Michael Cera is adorable. I need to see this movie.
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Maria Sharapova
How effective is a celebrity to your ad campaign when you have to use her name in every commercial because otherwise no one would know who the hell she is?
Little kids stage break-in, take Christmas gifts →
Note to mother in previous link…THIS is who your daughter is going to become.
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Child's Winning Essay Was a Fake →
A mother helped her six-year-old daughter write a fake essay to win Hannah Montana tickets. I thought a parents job was to help their children learn morals and values? I hope that this mother has some sense of shame after getting caught, but my guess is the only lesson this woman learned was to not get caught next time. I feel kind of bad for her daughter.
Not really "timely," but still funny, I think.
Santa: Remember, you have to be very good so I can bring you lots of presents. Little girl: I have been! I have been! Santa: I came by your house the other day. Did you know that? Little girl: Really?! Wow! Santa: I looked in your window, and I saw lots of messy toys on your floor. And clothes. Little girl, crying: I was just going to get a glass of water and then go back to clean them up, I...
WatchA guy gets beaned on the skull with a golf ball and STILL doesn’t put down his cell phone!
Alpha Dog - Ben Foster →
Pretty decent movie. Ben Foster was amazing. You’ll find it hard to believe it’s the same kid from “Flash Forward.”
Apologies →
Politics Explained. →
I’m a fan of the Surrealism.
“I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing...”
Canned Air
When someone in the office gets out the canned air to clean their keyboard, I am compelled to clean mine as well. Unfortunately I do not have any, and it is really bothering me.
Funny. →
“When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk....”
The Big Dig is Done!!
Planning for The Big Dig in Boston started in the early 80’s, and ground was broken in 1991. After 16 years of construction, The Big Dig is complete! When I moved to Watertown, MA (next to Cambridge) the first thing I learned about Boston was that you knew where The Big Dig construction was going on by the blue wooden walls marking the surrounding area. I’m glad to hear that those...
Van crashes into Chicago's Channel 7 News station. →
Funniest Commercials of 2007 →
Yay! It’s on tonight!
Kanye West doesn't care about black people. →
I really hate this guy.
My voicemal from GEO
“Hey, it’s Geo, umm I’m up from my nap, and out running some Christmas shopping errands and thought I’d give you a call-ll, call me when you ca-an. [laugh] I was just thinking today that if you and I had gotten married, people would call us Meg and Greg….[resigned tone] which is fine. Anyhoo[laughing]…bye!” This is what I put up with.
Linkin Park?
Could I really be a Linkin Park fan? Does liking two songs by a group make you a fan? I’m very concerned. Listen to “Shadow of the Day” by this group. It’s very lovely.
"Instant Messaging With Mom" by Dan →
I laughed and laughed.
RubMyClit: The iPhone Finds Its True Purpose →
Porn really is everywhere.
Christmas gift idea. For the discerning Peeping... →
Christmas is a secular holiday
I’m sick of religious media commentators being up in arms about the perceived secularization of Christmas. I agree that materialism is out of control in our culture, but humans all over the world have been celebrating the winter solstice time since long before Jesus. Roland Martin recently said, “we should continue to remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.” Well, no;...
Papa Smurf is real!! →
Name the movie this dialog came from.... without...
Dr. Imhaus: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Dr. Imhaus: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor [Imhaus exits] Dr. Marston: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Dr. Marston: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor [Marston exits] Karen Boyer: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Karen Boyer: Doctor Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor [Boyer exits] Jerry Hadley: Doctor Austin Millbarge: Doctor Jerry Hadley: Doctor Emmett...