I wasn’t going to post this for everyone to see, but my friend thought I should. So here it is. This woman articulates exactly what I like about guys…but I have never been able to spell it out so perfectly. I especially love #’s: 1, 4, 5, 6, 7… nevermind, I love all 10.
“Bill Gates earned over $3000 per minute [$50/second] since Microsoft was created. Spending 5 seconds to pick $100 off the floor is literally not a good use of his time.”—via BetterExplained (via nolanbrown) (via peterwknox)
I’ve been conference calling Chinese restaurants together. They both think the other one called them. Also, we’ve been specifically targeting non-English speaking ones like “Happy Dragon” and “Vim Thai.” My favorite so far has been the guy who when connected just kept saying over and over again, “Hop Li Restaurant Chinatown. Hop Li Restaurant Chinatown.” until the other restaurant just gave up and hung up.
i don’t know, i just haven’t met anyone who’s ambivalent about her tampons. you’re either comfortable sticking a finger into your vagina and inserting an o.b., or you use an applicator. yeah, you can have preferences when it comes to plastic/carboard applicators, but it’s usually an absolute when it comes to having the applicator there.
i guess what it really comes down to is, are you willing to finger yourself at work?
I guess I never really thought of it that way. Apparently I’m willing to do it..at work, home, even church, if it came down to that. I’m down with the o.b. - Megan
“Whether you’re thinking about McCain, Romney, Obama, Clinton, Paul, or someone else - just remember that there is absolutely no correlation between experience and success as a President. James Buchanan, a former Secretary of State with almost 30 years under his belt, is generally regarded as our worst President. Abraham Lincoln, one of our most inexperienced, is regarded as one of our very best. The resume doesn’t matter, it’s the person.”—brinking - nabeel hyatt: The red herring of experience (via peterwknox)