April 2008
48 things to hate about porn →
pervocracy.blogspot.com
Totally agree with so many of these points. Especially #12, #25, #36, #39, #43, and #48. Ok…I spent way too much time thinking about this.
“Porn. I love the theory and hate the practice. Aesthetically, not politically; any porn of consenting adults has a right to exist and I don’t even want to debate that. But… gosh, why does it have to be so ugly? It seems like the vast majority of mainstream porn conforms to the same unwritten stylistic constraints and they’re terrible ones. “
March 2008
Sweet! I have an excuse for 16 more months.
Supports my theory that people shouldn’t get married until they are at least 25.
Recent studies have shown that heavy drinking does more damage to the teenage brain than previously suspected, while the part of the brain responsible for judgment is not even fully formed until the age of 25. (link)
I feel the same way.
As I watch the box score from today’s Tigers/Royals game I’m saddened to think that Brandon Inge will no longer be an everyday player. I’m glad we landed Cabrera and I’m confident he will help secure a deep playoff run come October. However, I’d still like to see the Notorious I-N-G-E everyday. He’s playing centerfield today for an injured Granderson, which is something. No matter how much playing time he gets, Inge is still my Tiger.
“Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning…”
—C.S. Lewis
“Never reply to questions and nags from your girlfriend, wife or mom whilst shaving, this will guarantee that you don’t remove half your face and end up in accident and emergency. At the end of the day, shaving is “sacred time” and tactfully let your partner know that you need to descend into a “trance-like state” at this time.”
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Beards, moustaches and General shaving tips for Men
I had no idea so much thought needed to go into a shave.
“You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
—Ray Bradbury
“Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
—Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski
“I slept funny and couldn’t blink.”
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Jose Cardenal, explaining why he missed the Chicago Cubs’ season opener in 1974.
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“I want to lie down beside the length of you simply because your earlobe is the gentlest small animal on Earth.”
—Thomas Lux (via scout)
“When you end a song with spoken word….do you have to pay royalties to the year 1992?”
—Best Week Ever Pop Up Video of Heidi Montag
That would have been the coolest concert ever. I loooove Fountains of Wayne.
I get very excited when Squeeze shows up on my mp3 player. Their Singles album is awesome, still.
I love Squeeze! We went to their show at the Greek last summer, and Fountains of Wayne opened. It was a pretty kickass show, even if my husband and I hiked three miles to the theatre rather than pay for parking.
"Let me put your mother on."
I thought about starting a website called “Phone Calls From Your Dad,” but then I realized it would be the same post over and over.
You Are My Sunshine
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear, how much I love you,
please don’t take my sunshine away.
Greatest song ever, ca 1931.
I get very excited when Squeeze shows up on my mp3 player. Their Singles album is awesome, still.
