Super Bowl XLIII Commercial Drinking Game
complicatedshoes: Take a drink every time you see… …old ladies dancing provocatively. …men in drag. …a has-been celebrity. …the stars of an NBC show doing a shameless plug. …the GoDaddy girl. …a reference to Hope™, Change™ or Obama®. …monkeys. …talking animals. …talking babies. …a reference to flatulence. …a commercial for a company you had never heard of. …a commercial for a jobs...
Coke to drop 'Classic' from label →
bg5000: sarahchristine: News you can use. I just made myself feel real old by thinking about how there’s a whole generation that knows nothing of New Coke. I know! Seriously depressing.
michaelikesit: Sufjan Stevens- Chicago (Acoustic) ...
worshipr: Phil Wickham - “True Love” (live...
topherchris: My head is spinning. What we really need is a Tumblr to keep track of all the anonyTumblrs — organized by one-offs, haters, critiques, silliness, and bacon. Damnit! I had the idea first! But I cannot prove it.
YARD SALE RESCHEDULED
toddlerchic: tanya77: molls: We’re moving it to next weekend because of the rain. I’m not happy about this. :( Waaa. Use your words. “This is a tumblr that examines the recent trend of reverting to a manner of speaking reminiscent of a 2-year-old or other such toddler-like behavior.” Too funny.
Scientology Is A Religion For Children →
livejamie: Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson has been making robocalls on behalf of the Church of Scientology using Bart’s voice to promote an upcoming event. So wrong.
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
have fun, word nerds. →
themattsmith: (via dataxemotion) Thank you, Wordsmith Anagram Finder, for telling me that the only anagram of my name that makes any sense is “Wham Them Tits”. My favorite: Challenge Commie Hug
Is This The World's Best Airline Complaint Letter? →
I cracked up! Fun idea: take a drink each time he writes “Richard.” You’ll be plotzed in 5.
We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it’s wasted on the crappiest...– Louis C.K. Watch the whole thing. Brilliant. (via morrisonfilm) (via peroty) I love Louis C.K.
Yeah, well I don’t trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted,...– Jerry, describing Tim Whatley in the Seinfeld episode “The Label Maker” (via maniacalrage)
Re: napstr tumblr
This person started to follow me the other day as well, but it didn’t concern me in the slightest. Why, you ask? Because besides napstr, there are three tumblrs that follow me that have not posted any content. http://dwalker19.tumblr.com/ http://youdontexist.tumblr.com/ http://allisonmichelle.tumblr.com/ (at least this one attempted to fill something out) And in the past there have been...
My soap opera name = awesome Michelle Hollywood (middle name, and city you were born in) My porn star name = lamest name ever Schroeder Meyers (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on): (via lindsayneedscoffee sinkships:vagarious:thisbeautifulmess)
I'd be a happier person if we just said "arts and...
whatthehale: SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn’t like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined -...
Cell Phone Numbers Going Public This Week
complicatedshoes: hilker: onemoretimewithfeeling: shorterexcerpts: sade: sufjanssteven: Starting this week, telemarketers will be given cell phone numbers. You will be charged for these calls. You can call X-XXX-XXX-XXXX to get on the National Do Not Call list. It takes about a minute will save you annoyances and money later on. Make sure you’re calling from the cell phone you want to...
Well, there’s a reliable disappointment.– Harvey Pekar (looking at himself in the mirror)
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That’s all. Please go back to what you were doing.
School is like, a harsh ride!– Stoney (from Encino Man. Pauly Shore’s finest role) (via bunkercomplex) Also, possibly Brendan Fraser’s finest performance.
What totally kills me about this is that anyone, anywhere is seriously...– Entitled: Hipsters Hate Billy Joel Because They Hate Themselves. I had to reblog just this comment by littleorphanammo. What I was going to say earlier, and should have; is that I stopped judging people for the type of music they listened to when I GREW UP. If everyone listened to what I...
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said Monday that... →
axelrod: This man is insane Srsly.
annamarie: If You Leave Me Now - Chicago not...
Hipsters Hate Billy Joel Because They Hate... →
natface: soupsoup: Regarding this. The thing that is so annoying about the hipster aesthetic, and pretty much anyone who derides music based on its “authenticity” is that they’re so busy concerning themselves about being authentic that they’re contrived. Billy Joel doesn’t give a shit if you think he’s authentic or not while the almost singular concern of the hipster is molding their image so...
1000 Awesome Things: #844 Celebrities on Sesame... →
Eisley - Just Like We Do
Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend! →
kayfabe: It’s new but it’s good. “For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, “oral sex,” means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth.” People like that give Christians a bad name. Seriously…that article is ridiculous.