Jackson's job market earns city 'worst'... →
“Unfortunately, there’s not much in the way of short-term — or perhaps even medium- or long-term — hope for a strong rebound in those places,” the magazine says. This is my hometown. :(
Tumblr Radar is Dead
littleorphanammo: kayfabe: Long live the radar. sweet! another place my crap will never appear.
In honor of the upcoming Kentucky Derby, I give...
1happyst: 10. By A Nose 9. Here They Come 8. Followed By 7. In The Lead 6. Motown Filly 5. Coming Down The Back Stretch (which is funny for two reasons) 4. Bringing Up The Rear 3. Tipping To The Outside 2. Spinning Out Of The Turn 1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day... →
michaelikesit: rocketboom: A list of crimes committed by Ferris Bueller along with each crime’s corresponding entry in the Illinois State, County or Municipal penal code. Because this is the most pressing question of the day. via mikeharkness
I love Jesus, but I drink a little.– Gladys, via The Ellen Show
Little known Fact: Jesus invented the high five.
I swear I’ve seen a few work out playlists posted, but I can’t find them now. If you have a great playlist for working out, please post it, or email me (megancoe[at]gmail[dot]com). I found myself working out to the Neverending Story Theme song, and while I love it; feeling like I am soaring through the air is not appropriate for the elliptical.
Reason #1 Why Unemployment Sucks
I am looking at University of Michigan clinical research studies that I can particpate in so that I can get the brakes on my car fixed. Silver lining: I’ve got plenty of time to do many of them.
Genius: Michigan Student Aces ACT, SAT, PSAT →
12-year-old Girl pitches perfect Little League... →
It’s pain that changes our lives.– Steve Martin (Shopgirl: A Novella) (via thresca)
Kids and sports
daveklonke: I have to tell you that my parents were the greatest for a variety of reasons, but one thing that really always stood out—even as an ignorant kid—was their involvement in my sports activities. My parents were the folks that were at every game. I remember in baseball we used to play all of our games during the day. At the end of the season, they’d schedule one or two night games so...
Walk-On Role on How I Met Your Mother →
napoleonsbattleplan: lizlemon: Great auction or greatest auction? The winner will be featured as a background actor in a scene or scenes of the producers choosing. The appearance will take place on the How I Met Your Mother stage at Fox Studios in Los Angeles on a mutually agreed upon date. Participants must be at least eighteen years of age. Join the hilarious cast of How I Met Your...
wooliebear: inothernews: wooliebear: Not to be nit-picky but shouldn’t it be “use an URL,” rather than “use a URL?” I believe Messrs. Strunk & White say to use “a” or “an” according to the sound the first letter makes, as opposed to whether the letter is a vowel or consonant. Thus, an hour a ukelele Star Trek hits theaters on May 8th. (oops, that doesn’t belong here) :-) How is...
Harris: Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.
Sara: Are you saying I'm interesting?
Harris: All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.
alohanico: Pearl Jam, Elderly Woman Behind a...
Sufjan Stevens - The 50 States Song (Live)
hydeordie: “They’ll Need a Crane” by They Might...
95 reasons why you shouldn't read Twilight, one of...
theforbodingneversleeps: MARKIE IS GOING TO LOVE THIS! Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her. She can’t do anything without Edward. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself. The books aren’t well...
The secret life of a toddler, part 2
me: Good job washing your hands by yourself. Did your brother help you reach the sink?
two year old: No! I didn't wash my hands in the sink!
me: You didn't? How did your hands get wet?
two year old: I washed them in the toilet.
Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on... →
kayfabe: “Tell me again about the hidden minus world in Super Mario Bros.” Hehe
Quisiera que mi Corazon fuera soldo, que no ollera...
inothernews: (via dominilucy) I see the word “heart”, but what does the rest say? Haven’t you ever used altavista babelfish? It’s always a perfect translation - “It would want that my Heart was soldo, that not ollera nothing” Yeah, that sounds about right.
Archaeologists find suspected vampire in Italy →
THAT PART WAS REALLY TOUCHING WITH TED SINGING...
Comment on this post. The content of the comment combined with the all caps made me laugh.
I want to go to bed, but this Tigers v. Angels...