July 2009
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Are you trying to say ‘messaging’? Well don’t do it because it hurts my ears when you do it. Also hearing it come shooting out of your face makes me want to put on some Huey Lewis and The News (Hip To Be Square, to be exact) and cover my furniture in plastic to protect it from the massacre about to ensue.
Repeat after me.
Instant. Messaging.
Instant. Messaging.
Instant. Messaging.
Instant. Messaging.There is no N in that word. Class dismissed.
THANK YOU.
There should be a “555-” equivilent to “.com” to be used in movies and tv shows. I vote for corn. It looks kinda like com except its corn.
Weezer - My Name Is Jonas
I hope this is for real. It’s awesome.
“The manhole is wet, so they’re pumping it right now. We won’t know how long it’ll take until the manhole is completely pumped.”
Supersonic idiotic disconnectin’ not respectin’ I don’t think anything will ever really top that, TOP THAT!
Reblogged for the Teen Witch reference.
Anthony Bourdain
More on his blog here.
Reminder: The Rust Belt (Baltimore, Detroit, Buffalo) No Reservations episode airs tonight!
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