I really liked seeing Imelda May sing with Jeff...
Do any of you have a white tattoo, or know someone who has one? I’m thinking about getting one and I read somewhere that they will sometimes turn yellow, and I wanted to know if that’s true, or if there is anything else I should know.
I love when people try to insult someone by...
It’s my favorite. Currently: “Yeah, ______ was a real maroon, I was so glad she was fired.”
I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...– J.D. Salinger
R.I.P., Howard Zinn and J.D. Salinger. Maybe their funerals can be grossly...– mattufford (via culby) I feel that way about Mario Lopez.
OK trying to watch guys...can everyone sit the...
littleorphanammo: Also: Dude, he’s greying fast no? Also: Why does Pelosi look all moist eyed? Also: Good think i don’t have to take a shot everytime there’s a standing ovation. Wait. Do I? I love the tag you had on this post.
The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions →
I loved this. On the list: Stock Market Experts Wine Tasters Art Critics Criminal Profilers Weather Forecasters and Sportswriting
hellaposer: FYI: if Apple announces a tablet today, it will not look like a giant iPhone. Thank you. *Is there a precedent for Apple ever releasing a new product line that looks like a clone of another? Does the cinema display/iMac count? What do you have to say for yourself now?!
I wish Apple would think outside the box once in a...
I’m so good at branding you guys. Really, I’m an expert.
In approximately 10 minutes, Steve Jobs will...
peroty: (via yourdp) Precisely!
I'm bothered that sometimes I have the urge to say...
This is a post 1992* world, Megan. Remember that. *Ballpark estimate. I can’t remember when people said this anymore.
Tom Oatmeal: Reasons why corporate restaurants are... →
I went to Tom’s old blog on myspace and found this post. It is really funny, so I thought I’d share. My two favorites: #5: At corporate restaurants, every single waiter and waitress is intelligent, attentive, and attractive. If you don’t believe me, just check out the commercials, which are a direct reflection of reality. When I’m at Chili’s with my parents,...
Him: Do you remember that day you fell outta my window?
Her: I sure do, you came jumping out after me.
Him: Well, you fell on the concrete, nearly broke your ass, you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you out to the hospital, you remember that?
Her: Yes I do.
Him: Well there's something I never told you about that night.
Her: What didn't you tell me?
Him: While you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you til just now.
rypurt: Sometimes I daydream about buying an iPhone with a ton of apps and just launching it into one of the Amish towns in PA like a “fascination grenade”. Then I’de wait like a month or so and text him “This is God” and I’ll have a picture under my number of Carl Winslow from the popular ABC sitcom Family Matters just to mess with their whole religious iconography. Every month I’de download...
Courting Conan: FX, HBO, Showtime, TNT, USA, more →
In the week leading up to tonight’s final NBC performance, O’Brien has largely dominated both the late-night field and NBC’s primetime “Jay Leno Show” in the adult demo. On Wednesday, O’Brien earned a 2.0 compared to Jay Leno’s 1.5. On Thursday night, O’Brien climbed another 30% to a 2.6 rating compared to David Letterman’s 0.9 and Jay...
Phil Wickham - Sailing on a Ship
I’m not sure what is going on, but for the past 4 days, every night around 5:30 approximately 1000 black birds come to rest in the trees outside. It’s seriously one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. They are sooo loud too. I feel like it’s a seen from the Hitchcock movie. If I suddenly stop tumbling one day, assume the birds got me.
Phil Wickham - Cannons
Money don’t make my world go round…I’m reaching out for a...– Desiree, the philosopher
I have passed Travis Clark in Tumblarity.
vivalaelise: Goal: Acheived. Time for a victory dance. This is fun.
My bagder’s gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!– Sleep Talkin’ Man Wife records her husband talking in his sleep. So awesome. (Be forewarned, I think quotes from this blog will show up here on a regular basis.)
When you leave, it will just be Jay and David fighting like two strippers...– Robin Williams, to Conan That’s a disturbing image.
Restricted NFL Footage
Until I saw Thursday nights Tonight Show, I didn’t realize this existed. What exactly is it? EDIT: For the people that keep finding my blog asking that same question, I have an update. Someone answered the question as follows: I think it has something to do with the “this footage can’t be used without the express written consent of the NFL” disclaimer during games.