Do any of you have a white tattoo, or know someone who has one? I’m thinking about getting one and I read somewhere that they will sometimes turn yellow, and I wanted to know if that’s true, or if there is anything else I should know.
“I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetary. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.”—J.D. Salinger
I went to Tom’s old blog on myspace and found this post. It is really funny, so I thought I’d share. My two favorites:
#5: At corporate restaurants, every single waiter and waitress is intelligent, attentive, and attractive. If you don’t believe me, just check out the commercials, which are a direct reflection of reality. When I’m at Chili’s with my parents, I’m always so relieved to know that there is no chance of an uncomfortable scenario where our waiter turns out to be one of my older brother’s high school dropout buddies that used to sell me weed. No chance…at all.
#7: Corporate restaurants always have really fun menus that you can color in with crayons. They also have mazes and word games. This gives you something to do while you’re trying to think of something interesting to say to your date, which is really admirable of you since shes acting like a total bitch.
Sometimes I daydream about buying an iPhone with a ton of apps and just launching it into one of the Amish towns in PA like a “fascination grenade”.
Then I’de wait like a month or so and text him “This is God” and I’ll have a picture under my number of Carl Winslow from the popular ABC sitcom Family Matters just to mess with their whole religious iconography.
Every month I’de download a new app and be like “you now have the power to see if something is level…also pants are illegal.” within a year I’d have that place turned upside down.
It would be like a real life version of the movie “Click” but this time I’ll be laughing.
In the week leading up to tonight’s final NBC performance, O’Brien has largely dominated both the late-night field and NBC’s primetime “Jay Leno Show” in the adult demo.
On Wednesday, O’Brien earned a 2.0 compared to Jay Leno’s 1.5. On Thursday night, O’Brien climbed another 30% to a 2.6 rating compared to David Letterman’s 0.9 and Jay Leno’s 1.4. It was O’Brien’s biggest rating since his “Tonight” premiere week back in June.
Though industry analysts know such boosts are temporary and driven by headlines, O’Brien being freed from pleasing NBC (and perhaps knowing his brand is going on the auction block) has seemed to fuel the comedian, who has delivered a looser, more subversive and funnier show.
I’m not sure what is going on, but for the past 4 days, every night around 5:30 approximately 1000 black birds come to rest in the trees outside. It’s seriously one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. They are sooo loud too. I feel like it’s a seen from the Hitchcock movie. If I suddenly stop tumbling one day, assume the birds got me.