I wish it were possible for me to take snapshots of what I see by just blinking...– (via devincastro) Oh man I’ve always wanted this AND having statistics for everything I’ve ever done or experienced (e.g. how many hours I’ve slept, how many people I’ve ever met, how many miles I’ve driven, how many times I’ve done it, etc.). (via bryonmcdonald) I am the same way with the...
Islands - Don’t Call Me Whitney, Bobby
Beck's Blog: Inge ahead of schedule (surprise) →
I love this guy.
Facebook Profiles Reflect Actual Personality, Not... →
Tim Burton remakes Weekend at Bernie’s.
I didn’t know how to use a View Master until I was a teenager*. I would always close one eye. Can you imagine my surprise and delight when I realized those images were in 3-D?! *Granted, I probably used a View Master a couple of times when I was little, and then not again until I was a teen, but I still think I should have realized both eye spots would be utilized.
1happyst: lfarm: Dude finds out that his...
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.– (via keeponloving)
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How Millennial Are You - The Quiz - Condensed...
youngmanhattanite: 1. Did you take the Millennial Quiz? If yes, your score is 100. If no, your score is 0. I suppose this is true if you and your friends are all exactly alike.
White Sox unhappy Guillen will tweet; everyone... →
alcentral: Alright people, let’s hear your best Ozzie sample tweets. I mean, let’s hear them? This will be awesome.
I scored 93/100 on the Millennial Quiz.
Does this mean I’m immature or “in the know” or “on the up and up” or “coolio” or …? I’m not sure what the kids are saying these days. Because I’m Generation Y, officially speaking.
Sea World trainer killed: Experienced trainer... →
This is terrible. A friend from H.S. was a fellow animal trainer with the woman who died. We were all pretty worried that she might have been the victim. Thankfully, she was not. Such a tragedy. This further convinces me that those shows are really not a great idea.
You should be. Only pitchers and catchers have reported.– - White Sox bench coach Joey Cora, in response to Andruw Jones’ proclamation, “I’m the best center fielder in camp.” (via alcentral)
Movie Reviews By A Medieval Peasant Recently...
wondertonic: Arbogard of Scarthing is a temporally-displaced medieval peasant from the 11th century. His syndicated column appears in over 250 newspapers nationwide. Shutter Island Mine eyes burn! What frightening place is this? Blinding lights and thunderous grindings! My gut doth wrench from the filthy dishes I have consumed! Where is my plow? What happened to my plow? I beg thee, without my...
If you search through the world of people and organizations that identify...– Squashed: On religion, superstition and science (via sds)
My ability to procrastinate is legen
[wait for it] dary. Seriously, why do I do this to myself?
think on this.: How Vacations Affect Your... →
The largest boost in happiness comes from the simple act of planning a vacation. In the study, the effect of vacation anticipation boosted happiness for eight weeks. After the vacation, happiness quickly dropped back to baseline levels for most people. How much stress or relaxation a traveler…
I wish I went to NYU ...
lenxo:soupsoup:stalk: … so that I could take a class with this professor. From deadspin “A student at NYU’s Stern School of Business sent a complaint email to a hard-headed professor about his class’s lateness policy. The professor emailed back, eviscerated the student David Mamet-style, and now it’s gone viral. Welcome to internet immorality.” Here’s the exchange: Sent: Tuesday,...
"And by the way, if you do nothing else, take that...
cijimcb: uprightcitizens: — Aaron Sorkin Yeah….not exactly. I’ve always thought Aaron Sorkin was an elitist a$$, now I’m sure. e·lite [ih-leet, ey-leet] Show IPA–noun1.(often used with a plural verb) the choice or best of anything considered collectively, as of a group or class of persons.2.(used with a plural verb) persons of the highest class: Only the elite were...
Tiger Woods: Sorry for behavior, unsure of return →
In this whole article, this is what stood out to me: “Woods was dressed in a suit with an open collar shirt. There were no visible marks on him.” I’m sorry, but what does that have to do with anything?
Someone needs to capture that image of Johnny Weir...
U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes... →
I can't stop watching this
themattsmith: via I’ve had this saved on my desktop for a couple of days. I don’t think I go 3 hours without a viewing.
I’ve already mentioned how dull I think Jake the Bachelor is, but I haven’t told you about stupid he seems as well. Here’s a perfect illustration of far down he is on the scale between Lawnmower Man and Einstein.
Alison Brie does have a Twitter!
@alisonbrie Thank you to Arielle for the heads up!
Last Night's Millionaire Matchmaker
This Jason Davis is gross in every single way. He’s ugly, creepy, talks weird, and has the worst asshole personality. Also, totally on some drugs. OH! And he’s looking for a hot blonde with big boobs? Suuuuuure…..a woman. Right.