April 2010
“Next week?! That’s the worst thing you can say to an early adopter!”
– Phil, Modern Family
March 2010
Permission Slip Controversy →
themattsmith:
rillawafers:
becabeast:
This email conversation between a public school “Christian volunteer” and an atheist parent is hilarious. Do click the link.
While this is funny and all, my GOD is that parent being insufferable. Just sign the permission slip. If you don’t want your child indoctrinated with religious teachings, don’t send them to a parochial school.
Jesus, you...
RapeLay →
RapeLay is a new Japanese video game that simulates raping a girl, impregnating her, and urging her to have an abortion.
What? Seriously, what is going on here??
Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor →
(via hilker)
Wow, there’s really no limit to what the internet can do, is there? I admire this person’s imagination.
I just discovered I have free Showtime on Demand...
And I have had it for five days but didn’t realize it. Boo.
“Anxiety is nothing but repeatedly re-experiencing failure in advance. What a...”
– Seth’s Blog: Anxiety is nothing…
(via jasonclarke) (via littleorphanammo)
The Avett Brothers - Love Like the Movies
eject: My story about the film 'Monster House' →
rideronthestorm:
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory.
This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it.
When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the…
This story is amazing, and the letter attached is something that I hope Salinger...
Lovability Index
mittenstategirl:
dearoldlove:
I have always loved you more than you ever loved me, which is ridiculous because I am 6,000 times more lovable than you.
That’s funny :)
Mike Snow - Animal
Seasonal fruit and vegetable... →
Select a month, and the calendar will tell you which vegetables are in season.
Character Actors →
Have you ever been watching TV or a movie and pointed to the screen and said, “Hey! It’s That Guy!” Well, here is where you’ll find him. This page is dedicated to the character actors collectively known as “That Guy”.
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How much fresh pineapple can I eat before I get a...
Because I love this stuff so much I want to eat it right up to that point, and no further.
“I can’t hear hippies.”
– Ron Swanson
(via skeetonmischa)
What Will Bookstores Look Like in 10 Years? →
In Robert J. Sawyer’s science fiction novel, FlashForward, everyone on earth received a brief glimpse of the future—including a peek into the future of bookstores. The novel has been adapted into an ABC television show that airs tonight.
Here’s an excerpt from the 1999 novel, as Sawyer (pictured) imagined what a bookstore would look like in ten years: “[T]he rest of the...
For a couple of years, starting in 2000, anytime I...
Love, sex and the male brain →
Perhaps the biggest difference between the male and female brain is that men have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain. Not only that, but beginning in their teens, they produce 200 to 250 percent more testosterone than they did during pre-adolescence.
If testosterone were beer, a 9-year-old boy would be getting the equivalent of a cup a day. But a...
"D.J. Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith spent a lot of... →
(via maura)
That D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince hotline got my brother into SO MUCH TROUBLE! I still remember how mad my mom was when she saw the phone bill. You didn’t have to enter a credit card number to get charged, they would just add it to your phone bill.
“Modern Family is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Moi
'Man with the golden arm' James Harrison saves... →
Something I hate-
Going for a walk with my music on shuffle, and I’m Every Woman comes on and I start feeling like a walking cliche.
