“Finally, the 90s weren’t simple times. They were just simple for you. You were a kid. The biggest choice you had to make was which cartoon you wanted to watch.” —
Culby - Probably Brilliant
Why, oh why, am I having a hard time choosing a movie I've never seen on instant Netflix over watching Dirty Rotten Scoundrels for the 500th time??
(I can’t help it, I love that movie.)
Our text conversation
- Me: Jessie just texted me. She got out of surgery okay. She's going to let me know if she needs anything.
- Mom: K
- Me: Do you want that vacuum I've had for a while? The cone filter one?
- Me: You didn't write anything.
- Me: Still nothing.
There are two things my mom will text back.
Either just a “K” as a response, or just a blank one if she tries anything more difficult.
“Sex is a lot like spinach: if you’re forced to have it as a child you won’t enjoy it as an adult.” —
Watching Modern Marvels: Harvesting 2. Nerd alert!
“That’s the thing that people everywhere are going to think of. They’re going to think of Boston as this great city, which it is, and Detroit gets a bad rap,” Damon said. “I love it here. My family loves it here. A bunch of the players that have been here a while love it here. The new guys love it here. There’s a lot to offer here. Yeah, we know the auto industry and the economy takes a beating here. But you know what? It’s up to us players to keep people excited, to entertain people, to have people enjoy their lives and have people enjoy watching the Detroit Tigers.” —
Okay, he’s not so bad.