September 2011
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“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not...”
– Mitch Hedberg
(via simko)
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I've said it before, I'll say it again.
lissak06:
Why can’t I sort my dash by file type?? For example - I would love to see just the music postings of the people I follow on tumblr so that I can grab some new music for my ipod. Why isn’t this possible???
When I first joined Tumblr I think you could do that. I’m not sure why they changed it.
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The Word TASER is an Acronym
mentalflossr:
It stands for “Thomas A. Swift’s Electric Rifle.”
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How do you retweet?
From what I can tell, there is no official retweet standard* when retweeting and adding commentary, and a cursory Google search has supported my assumption. So, I wonder how you retweet when adding a message to the original? These are the examples I’ve seen:
Original message: I am a hilarious tweet that must be shared!
I HAD to share this! RT @megan I am a hilarious tweet that must be...
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People I'm hiding from my Facebook feed this week:
The ones posting several variations of this status:
FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9 .99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES , $6 .99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3 .99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES , FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO…IT IS...
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On The West Wing in 1999, Nick Offerman ("Ron...
mentalflossr:
Here’s the clip.
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[SPOILER] HIMYM casts the role of Slutty Pumpkin →
percepto:
firebolting:
I honestly don’t know how to react to this.
Someone pointed out to me recently that we see the slutty pumpkin in the episode where Marshall jumps between the buildings. I think the ep was called The Leap?
It’s just…..odd? Unusual? Inspired?
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I see our facebook and Twitter icons on the site are not yet live, why not?” Me: “Live? Oh, well you see, you actually need a facebook group or fan page and a Twitter account so we can link the icons to them. Remember I asked you to create those pages?” Client: “We don’t want Facebook or Twitter pages, we just want the icons to click through to Facebook.com and to...
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I came home to my Blu-ray of Bridesmaids!
Can't teach an old dog-groomer new tricks
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I want this marketing campaign we ran in the 80’s as our homepage. One of our old groomers drew it up. It’s kooky and retro.” Me: “Oh!… Uh….Oh, I can’t put this up.” Client: “Why not? Is it because it has a Chinaman on it?” Me: “A Chinese man. A caricature of a Chinese man chasing a dog with a knife and fork, yelling ‘ME SORRY’…” Client: “Are we not still laughing at...
“Petrichor - “The way it smells outside after rain.”
– 25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names
Did not know there was a word for this, but I am going to use it a lot (well, weather-permitting) because it’s a great smell.
See also “pend” and “berm.”
(via shorterexcerpts)
“Hold off on the changes for right now—I want to be able to see them. I’m heading...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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I hate working with moody people. Put on a happy...
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Emmy post: The "witty commentary" by the announcer...
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AMY POEHLER BUM RUSHES THE STAGE
fuckyeahparksandrec:
and everyone joins her because she is a BOSS BITCH.
I am so in love with this moment!
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I just learned that porn production companies use...
I wash my face with Cetaphil. :(
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Mr. Rogers
imremembering:
“He went onstage to accept Emmy’s Lifetime Achievement Award, and there, in front of all the soap-opera stars and talk-show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and said into the microphone, ‘All of us have special ones who have loved us into being. Would you just take, along with me, ten seconds to think of...
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“It’s that whole flowery sundress, nerdy horn-rims, bicycle basket,...”
– Hank Stuever explains what he finds so awful about Zooey Deschanel in his look at the horridness of female characters in television’s fall lineup. (via washingtonpoststyle)
This is what I’ve always loved about Zooey, but I think it’s becoming old and will backfire sooner rather than...
Happy...
Collect Rocks Day
Mayflower Day 1620
Road Runner’s Birthday
Wiley E. Coyote’s Birthday (can you believe these arch nemeses share a birthday?)
Wrinkled Raincoat Day
General Motors Birthday 1908
How are you going to celebrate these very important holidays?
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affect vs. effect = bane of my existence
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