One more time, with feeling!
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Sporks are an abomination.

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Sporks are an abomination.

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“Yesterday, I bought and assembled a stationary bike that my wife had been asking for. I get home today and see this.”

funny :)
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“You’ll awalys be my best friend” - Relient K

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Flyleaf - All Around Me (Acoustic)

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thewordunheard:

I work in a workplace of nerds!

thewordunheard:

I work in a workplace of nerds!

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winstonwolfe:

This won’t help to dispel the crazy rumors that Michael Jackson is still alive.

winstonwolfe:

This won’t help to dispel the crazy rumors that Michael Jackson is still alive.

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Beatles - Blackbird

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davidmaddox:

Joke about Testicular Cancer much?

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Eeek!

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Eeek!

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katcutsyou:

OH MY GOD! I just met Kate Gosselin! She came into my work! She’s sooo nice!

Jessie told me. That’s pretty cool. :) And I heard she bought a LOT of makeup!

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I love this! Awesome.

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Marilyn Monroe, photographed with Tony  Curtis, Jack Lemmon, and her admittedly superior  breasts on the set of Some Like It Hot (1959, dir. Billy Wilder) (via  drmacro)
“[The tailor on Some Like It Hot] measured me, 16, 34, 43, 18, 19, 18,” Tony  Curtis later recalled, “and then he goes to Marilyn - this is all in the same  day and this is the truth…He comes in to Marilyn’s room and Marilyn had on a  pair of panties and a white blouse and that’s all. He put the tape around her  legs, looked up at Marilyn and said, ‘You know, Tony Curtis has got a  better-looking ass than you. She was standing there, she unbuttoned her blouse,  and said, “He doesn’t have tits like these!’”
For once, I think we need these salty stories, because Monroe needs all the  salt she can get. The Marilyn industry is so deeply soaked in her  crack-ups-shaking the poor woman until we can hear the slosh of booze and the  rattle of pills-that it’s a relief to get back to the floozie with the forked  tongue.
-Anthony Lane, excerpted from “On Billy Wilder”, The New Yorker

I love that picture, and that movie is in my top 5 of all time.

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Marilyn Monroe, photographed with Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, and her admittedly superior breasts on the set of Some Like It Hot (1959, dir. Billy Wilder) (via drmacro)

“[The tailor on Some Like It Hot] measured me, 16, 34, 43, 18, 19, 18,” Tony Curtis later recalled, “and then he goes to Marilyn - this is all in the same day and this is the truth…He comes in to Marilyn’s room and Marilyn had on a pair of panties and a white blouse and that’s all. He put the tape around her legs, looked up at Marilyn and said, ‘You know, Tony Curtis has got a better-looking ass than you. She was standing there, she unbuttoned her blouse, and said, “He doesn’t have tits like these!’”

For once, I think we need these salty stories, because Monroe needs all the salt she can get. The Marilyn industry is so deeply soaked in her crack-ups-shaking the poor woman until we can hear the slosh of booze and the rattle of pills-that it’s a relief to get back to the floozie with the forked tongue.

-Anthony Lane, excerpted from “On Billy Wilder”, The New Yorker

I love that picture, and that movie is in my top 5 of all time.

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